I don’t really care about your cutting methods but why the eff is that pizza deathly pale?
jarvisesdios
I’m honestly not sure why this annoys me, it really really does and I just truly don’t understand what exactly about it is problematic… But it’s there. There’s something unseemly about it for some reason
No-Blueberry-1823
That crust!!!!
Iridismis
Your pizza fits your cutting method
ohthetrees
Charged for scissors. Convicted for horrendously undercooking. Throw that thing back in the oven!
grand_soul
Instead of bloods and crips, it’s scissors and pizza cutters?
Why do I feel like this would involve an elaborate dance choreography like west side story?
FloorImpressive7910
Why would you try to eat raw pizza? And why the fuck didn’t you cut pizza like a regular person? Tf is wrong with people?
nothrowingawaymyshot
Why are you cutting the paper at the same time?
Maximus_Prime_96
You mean the same pair of scissors you use to cut hair or cut open the bag of dog food? 🤢
That’s a crime in of itself. Plus the fact those cuts don’t look even
CreamFraiche23
Scissors ain’t the problem, my Nonna always used scissors when she made pizza. The problem is why did you cut the paper too…?
TheHarlemHellfighter
elocin1985
Why does it have so much excess crust? I like crust but that’s too much. And definitely undercooked. I saw your comment about not wanting burnt cheese but what’s wrong with a little golden cheese, meet in the middle.
Shhhhhh don’t tell anyone but that’s exactly how I like my dough shhhhh
ShadowElite86
Order yourself some pizza, it doesn’t matter where from. Anything is better than this. Never attempt to cook a pizza again.
oif2010vet
O8ee
You cut it before cooking it? Odd.
EnkiduTheGreat
Obligatory
Foldtrayvious
If the nasty patty from SpongeBob was a pizza
BeefWellingtonSpeedo
I’m not sure what the crime is? is this the case for the second amendment?
🍕🤏👮🏻♀️🖖✂️
davidfeuer
That cheese reminds me of the pizza bagels from the dearly departed Bagel City. What kind is it?
Slight-Narwhal-2953
Think you might amass a gang you didn’t intend to here
stlouisraiders
This is how they do it in Rome. Not a crime
Sad_Nefarious
Why does this look like you found the bullshit sauce and cheese Elio’s uses to make this undercooked abomination? Have you never seen a proper pizza before?
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Sneak attack
poor guy didn’t even stand a chance damn
I don’t really care about your cutting methods but why the eff is that pizza deathly pale?
I’m honestly not sure why this annoys me, it really really does and I just truly don’t understand what exactly about it is problematic… But it’s there. There’s something unseemly about it for some reason
That crust!!!!
Your pizza fits your cutting method
Charged for scissors. Convicted for horrendously undercooking. Throw that thing back in the oven!
Instead of bloods and crips, it’s scissors and pizza cutters?
Why do I feel like this would involve an elaborate dance choreography like west side story?
Why would you try to eat raw pizza? And why the fuck didn’t you cut pizza like a regular person? Tf is wrong with people?
Why are you cutting the paper at the same time?
You mean the same pair of scissors you use to cut hair or cut open the bag of dog food? 🤢
That’s a crime in of itself. Plus the fact those cuts don’t look even
Scissors ain’t the problem, my Nonna always used scissors when she made pizza. The problem is why did you cut the paper too…?
Why does it have so much excess crust? I like crust but that’s too much. And definitely undercooked. I saw your comment about not wanting burnt cheese but what’s wrong with a little golden cheese, meet in the middle.
I think the scissors is the least of your worries
Ah, the Brutalmoose method!
https://preview.redd.it/5bh6cjxl8g1g1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=8a34c97fc899d5a48f9040707ea4b777d3c28b86
British pizza
Rage bait
Shhhhhh don’t tell anyone but that’s exactly how I like my dough shhhhh
Order yourself some pizza, it doesn’t matter where from. Anything is better than this. Never attempt to cook a pizza again.
You cut it before cooking it? Odd.
Obligatory
If the nasty patty from SpongeBob was a pizza
I’m not sure what the crime is? is this the case for the second amendment?
🍕🤏👮🏻♀️🖖✂️
That cheese reminds me of the pizza bagels from the dearly departed Bagel City. What kind is it?
Think you might amass a gang you didn’t intend to here
This is how they do it in Rome. Not a crime
Why does this look like you found the bullshit sauce and cheese Elio’s uses to make this undercooked abomination? Have you never seen a proper pizza before?
Guilty AF
why dos the crust look still raw